thelovelytempest:

the avengers + cards against humanity (insp.)

LMFAO the Hulk one tho

tagged → #oh my god #puppy
cuddlyplaguedoctor:

sisterofthewolves:

Red wolves (canis rufus)
source

Everything about this is glorious.

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

sisterofthewolves:

Red wolves (canis rufus)

source

Everything about this is glorious.

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

rneerkat:

do pirates hook up

tagged → #fUck

thesociallyawkwardasian:

THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU 

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
tagged → #same

famousest:

im so cute and i dont deserve to be this stressed by school